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Frequently Asked Questions

27. Hallway Issues

27.1  Why do Alexis and Jennifer work in the hallway?
Because they have no office.
27.2  Have Alexis and Jennifer been offered any place to work other than the hallway?
No.
27.3  Do Alexis and Jennifer have a computer to use when they are not on the air?
Not really.
27.4  What does the hallway look like?
Sad.
27.5  What does it smell like in the hallway?
Often, it smells like ass.
27.6  Does Alexis still adjust the blinds in the hallway?
Yes.
27.7  How often is the hallway cleaned?
Not nearly enough.
27.8  Have Alexis and Jennifer ever cleaned the hallway?
They've tried cleaning it, but nothing works. They've cleaned the bathroom, though.
27.9  Is the hallway comfortable to work in?
It's good enough.
27.10  What time of day are Alexis and Jennifer in the hallway?
From 3pm-5pm, E.S.T.
27.11  Do Alexis and Jennifer eat lunch in the hallway?
Yes.
27.12  Is eating in the hallway allowed?
They don't know.
27.13  Have there ever been any thefts in the hallway?
Not in the hallway, but definitely in the studio!
27.14  Do Alexis and Jennifer feel the hallway is a safe and productive place to work?
They feel that it is good enough.
27.15  How do Alexis and Jennifer write in the hallway?
Lying down with a notebook.
27.16  Does Jennifer talk to people in the hallway?
Yes.
27.17  Does Alexis talk to people in the hallway?
She tries not to.
27.18  Do other people eavesdrop on Alexis and Jennifer's conversations in the hallway?
Yes.
27.19  Have there ever been any positive reactions to their conversations?
Yes.
27.20  Have there ever been any negative reactions to their conversations?
Yes.
27.21  Has anyone ever told Alexis and Jennifer to move out of the hallway?
They tried but soon realized that the girls had nowhere else to go.
27.22  What does Jennifer do in the hallway when she gets bored?
She sings and talks to whomever.
27.23  What does Alexis do in the hallway when she gets bored?
She cleans.
27.24  What other studios are near the hallway?
Out Q, Shade 45, Howard 101.
27.25  Does Alexis practice yoga in the hallway?
Yes.
27.26  Has Alexis ever performed yoga in a titillating way in front of other studios?
They may think so.
27.27  Has Alexis ever performed a strip tease in front of other studios?
Yes, but it was unintentional.