Frequently Asked Questions

21. Pet History

21.1 Does Alexis have pets?: No.
21.2 What were her bulldogs' names?: Homer, Virgil and Clio.
21.3 Why did she name them after dead writers?: They're not named after dead writers, they're named after plain folk from the South.
21.4 Why did Alexis get a gun permit with her dogs in mind?: She figured she could use the gun to put her dogs out of their misery in the event of WWIII.
21.5 Is it true that the dogs slept in cashmere?: Yes... when it was cold.
21.6 Why doesn't Alexis have bulldogs right now?: She is working on making some human babies.
21.7 Does Jennifer have pets?: Yes. Jennifer has a poodle. She originally had two poodles, but one died. (R.I.P. Annabelle, November 2005.)
21.8 What is her current poodle's name/age?: Hazel will be 2 years old in December.
21.9 Does Jennifer keep her poodle locked in a cage?: Hazel is only crated to sleep at night. And she loves her crate, it's HUGE.